| "ME
AM ORK! ME AM KILL YOU!"
Question: What does it mean to be an Ork?
Answer: Being an Ork means being rude, loud,
aggressive, sneaky and angry. It means killing
that Ork over there because you don't like
his hat. It means tearing the still beating
heart out of your enemy's chest and eating
it. It means looking out for Number One Ork,
and screw everybody else. It means being in
a constant state of barely controlled psychotic
mayhem.
Ork! is 64 pages of blood-soaked merriment.
This stand-alone RPG gives you everything
you need to descend into the World of Orkness.
You'll claw your way out of the Gunk Pit,
earn your name with acts of spectacular violence,
and bring terror to the Squishy Man villages
in the name of All Mighty Krom!
Being a monster has never been such fun!
With Ork! The Roleplaying Game, you can...
Learn the thrilling and repugnant secrets
of Ork society!
Start killing Squishy men in less than 15
minutes with Ork's easy, five-step character
creation system!
Fight like an Ork against such terrible foes
as Sour Men, Squid Heads, and Creeping Cruds!
Dice off against Krom himself with Ork's
unique resolution system!
Dive headfirst into the World of Orkness
with the introductory adventure Go Ork Go!
- From the Ork! The Roleplaying Game
Rulebook - |