Product Blurb
"ME AM ORK! ME AM KILL YOU!"
Question: What does it mean to be
an Ork?
Answer: Being an Ork means being
rude, loud, aggressive, sneaky and angry. It means
killing that Ork over there because you don't like
his hat. It means tearing the still beating heart
out of your enemy's chest and eating it. It means
looking out for Number One Ork, and screw everybody
else. It means being in a constant state of barely
controlled psychotic mayhem.
Ork! is 64 pages of blood-soaked
merriment. This stand-alone RPG gives you everything
you need to descend into the World of Orkness. You'll
claw your way out of the Gunk Pit, earn your name
with acts of spectacular violence, and bring terror
to the Squishy Man villages in the name of All Mighty
Krom!
Being a monster has never been such
fun! With Ork! The Roleplaying Game, you can...
Learn the thrilling and repugnant
secrets of Ork society!
Start killing Squishy men in less
than 15 minutes with Ork's easy, five-step character
creation system!
Fight like an Ork against such terrible
foes as Sour Men, Squid Heads, and Creeping Cruds!
Dice off against Krom himself with
Ork's unique resolution system!
Dive headfirst into the World of
Orkness with the introductory adventure Go Ork Go!
- From the Ork! The Roleplaying
Game Rulebook - |